Your mom's so fat I saw your mom on channel 7, and when I changed to channel 25 you could still see her ass sticking out





Your mom is so fat that when she wears high heels 2 hours later they are flip flops





Your mom is so fat her picture fell down





Your Mom is so fat that the horse on her polo shirt is real.





Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.





Your dad said to your mom, "we're getting a color TV" and your mom asked, "what color?"





Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study





Your Mom is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side!





Your mom's so stupid she stole a free sample





Your Mom is so stupid, your dad said, "I wanna eat your pussy." So she barbecued her cat.





Your Mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe to make ice cubes.





Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.





Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.





Your Mom is so stupid she got lost in the desert and froze to death





Your mom is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the family scale





Your Mom is so stupid that she eats monopoly and craps connect four





Your Mom is so nasty when you say your hungry for crabs she spreads her legs





Your Mom is so nasty, she used Secret and it told.





Your Mom's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.





Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro.





Your Mom's so nasty when she takes a bath the EPA arrests her for pollution





Your Mom's so nasty she made right guard turn left.





Your Mom's so nasty she made speed stick slow down.





Your Mom is so ugly she can't turn on a computer





What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.





Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!





Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."





Your Mom's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars





Your Mom's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."





Your Mom is so poor she can't afford free samples.





Your mom is so poor when I walked in a rat tripped me and a roach took my wallet.





Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white.





Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"





Your Mom is so poor she can't even pay attention.





Your Mom's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."





Your Mom's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!





Your Mom is so slutty she's like a lemonade stand 10 cents a squeeze





Your Mom's so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!





Your Mom's so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.





Your Mom's so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.





Your Mom reminds me of a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.





Your Mom is old her birthday fell off the calendar.





Your Mom is so old God went to her for advice for creating the universe





Your Mom is so old she had a pet dinosaur





Your Mom is so old that she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.





Your Mom is so old she sat behind God in third grade.





Your Mom is so old that when she went into an antique shop people started bidding on her!





Your Mom's so old her birth certificate says expired on it.





Your Mom's so hairy when you were born, you got rug burn.





Your Mom's so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!